At the family dinner table my wife asked our number 1 son (N1S) and nephew if you were a super hero what super powers would the posses, which opened up a flood gates of ideas. The nick name I have for N1S is "UGLY", not that he is ugly, quite the opposite.
Ugly is a super power to rival anything the reverse underwearing freaks have.
Allow me to explain.
Ugly has the ability to make the average look super hot.
Ugly is super hot, if it accompanied by fame or fortune.
Ugly rules the world.
Ugly can employ it's cloking device in dimly lit rooms or/and the consumption of the smallest amount of alcohol.
Uglies only Kryptonite is a paper bag.
Is it a bird, is it a plane no it's GOD UGLY.