Teacher; "Now what have you there, N2S?"
N2S "It's my Spiderman Truck"
Teacher "Tell the class, about your truck"
N2S " It has 6 wheels, 1 on each axle, the steering wheel and the spare, which is invisible, 'cause spiderman would not drive a unroadworthy truck. He uses it when his arms get tired from swinging from the buildings. The lights on the roll bar are for night hunting kangaroos (Roos). Spiderman doesn't like Roos cause the eat the grass and bounce around and they rob people, and there commies and a good Roo is a dead Roo. Every weekend he gets a case of beer and his mates and they head out to protect us from evil Roos."
N2S " Any questions?"
Classmate "Does he use it all the time?"
N2S "No, when Spiderman is under cover e.g. . Peter Parker he has the same Ute but without the stickers - which isn't as cool ' cause sticker make everything cooler."
Classmate "Does Peter Parker use it for Roo Shooting?"
N2S "Yeah, but he drinks Light beer and he uses a camera not a gun, 'cause his a no good Roo loving hippy"