Spiderman Ute

Last week Number 2 Son (N2S) decided to take his plastic Spiderman Ute to grade one show and tell.  At the breakfast table I started to give an in prompt act on how the show tell would be presented to the class.  I amused myself  so much that I had to create this blog.

Teacher; "Now what have you there, N2S?"


N2S "It's my Spiderman Truck"


Teacher "Tell the class, about your truck"


N2S " It has 6 wheels, 1 on each axle, the steering wheel and the spare, which is invisible, 'cause spiderman would not drive a unroadworthy truck.  He uses it when his arms get tired from swinging from the buildings.  The lights on the roll bar are for night hunting kangaroos (Roos). Spiderman doesn't like Roos cause the eat the grass and bounce around and they rob people, and there commies and a good Roo is a dead Roo. Every weekend he gets a case of beer and his mates and they  head out to protect us from evil Roos."

N2S " Any questions?"


Classmate "Does he use it all the time?"


N2S "No, when Spiderman is under cover e.g. . Peter Parker he has the same Ute but without the stickers - which isn't as cool ' cause sticker make everything cooler."


Classmate "Does Peter Parker use it for Roo Shooting?"

N2S  "Yeah, but  he drinks Light beer and he uses a camera not a gun, 'cause his a no good Roo loving hippy"